Louisville football: Finally the dumpster fire is over
By Andy Harrell
The Things We Learned
–Juwan Pass’s name is some kind of cosmic, paradoxical, practical joke. A 2/3 TD to Interception ratio tells the whole story.
– Louisville football talks a bigger game then they play
-While scoring no points is bad, scoring 10 or less in 1/3 of your games FEELS about the same.
-Just like a room without any furniture, the lower bowl of Cardinal stadium looks much bigger when it’s empty.
– Hassan Hall and Colin Wilson are pretty damn good, but need help
– It can in fact get worse than Peter Sirmon
-The popularity of John “Pizza Boi” Schnatter as a human being, directly correlated to Louisville Football win totals.
-Seeing the remaining team, in retrospect Lamar Jackson probably should have won the 2017 Heisman.
–Brian VanGorder should just bring down a PS4 to the sidelines and “Ask Madden”
-No one makes fun of Clemson storming the field every game!
Super weird that Clemson just stormed the field after beating a 2-6 team.
— Mike Rutherford (@CardChronicle) November 3, 2018
–Nick Petrino is Don Jr. Don Jr is Nick Petrino! (*spits taste out of mouth*)
–Nepotism is not a victimless crime guys.